I once met a man he was one of a kind
Spent his life at the bar drinking beer (Drinkin' beer)
And the story is told, how he ended his life
Such a sad song drunk behind the wheel

Old Man Samson
If you don't put that bottle down
You will lose all control
Wrap your car around a pole
Back to the bar for another round

So drink, drink, drink
And empty your cup
Are we sober yet? (Never)
We love to get drunk (Hey)
So guess how many I can sweat
Fill the bottle to the brim
Old Man Samson go drinking with me again

Old Man Samson
If you don't put that bottle down
You will lose all control
Wrap your car around a pole
Back to the bar for another round